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YO there! OKay so I have zero motivation to do work tonight and I have a photoshoot tomorrow :) Anyway, theres this thing in our household where my mum gets chocolates from work and none of us eat chocolate. My dad is lactose intolerant, my mums a doctor and then theres me. So my mum brings home a box of Lindt chocolates the size of my arm (full length) and leaves it downstairs. And so everytime i leave the house, i have to walk past it and look at it unopened. So at the start of exams, I finally had the courage to open it. I dont really like chocolate but I felt this was too good to waste. And since then, I havent really eaten many. But tonight my mum rages at me WHY HAVE YOUU EATEN HALF A BOX!! Honestly, I havent eaten half a box-my dad has been eating them.  And so she continues to take it away and hide it where I cant find it. And i need some for when my mind is exploding from the complexities of exams. Sad story.

Oh and I thought this was funny. On the way to english exam on monday, my dad asked me what I was being tested on. He told me not to worry cos I'll get 100% for sure because my hand writing is neat. Then I said that the test is not on handwriting. What amazed me was his reaction- he asked why not? Like he actually thought english was about the physical act of writing ie handwriting. I explained in THE most basic manner that they give you a question and you have to argue it but he interpreted it as speaking arguing. And so I said 'you're not allowed to talk in exams or you'll get a zero.' And so the father said 'then how do you expect to get 100% if you cant talk it out?' OHMY HOLLY MOLLY I COULD SEE THE BLONDE COMING OUT OF THAT GUY.
See this is the things about exams-I've got to talk to him a little more than I usually would due to more frequent car rides. So I was explaining physics the other day:
I told him it was about movement and calculating speed-the most basic thing about physics. So he doesn't know what physics is. And im trying to memorise something in the car and he asks me to spell it out for him before he writes it down on paper. But then I say 'relativity' and he also writes that down -though I doubt you'd find an explanation for that in the chinese dictionary LMAO. And what fricking made me LOL was that he couldnt spell relativity so he wrote rel..and then this HUGE MASSIVE SQUIGGLE THING that resembled the end of the word. So he basically tried to fudge the spelling. Oh goodness dad you amaze me.
And in the afternoon today, he came home with a green tub. Like an actual round tub thing. I'm like 'What's that for?' and he goes 'its for my feet'. LOL MAN FOOT SPA. My expression is like O.O then he continues to say 'it's supposed to help you sleep. each night, I'll soak my feet in warm water before bed'. HAHAHAAAH.
And in my little head, I'm thinking-when you're overseas, and the fish tank goes all green cos idc about it, ima use that tub to put our little fishies in.

This was a random post. GOODLUCK IN EXAMS :)