Confidence

RAGE:

1)ARGH i get so annoyed when people on the news say 'we only make up 0.2% of the crime WELL SO WHAT you still make up a percentage! May as well say 'we only make up 40% of all crime, go attack the other 50%' GAWSH how dumb can you be? 

Well yesterday was interesting  given i had hiccups the entire day. Tried everything from water to holding breath- let me tell you guys, none of them work. Hiccups often occur after consuming carbonated beverages, alcohol, dry breads, or spicy foods. Prolonged laughter or eating too fast are also known to cause hiccups. Hiccups are caused by many central and peripheral nervous system disorders, all from injury or irritation to the phrenic and vagus nerves, as well as toxic or metabolic disorders affecting the aforementioned systems. Shiiii..why am i so screwed up..?

LOL i made up this joke i fully cracked up at yesterday:
How do you calculate your mum's body surface area?
FOUR PI R SQUARED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! okay maybe thats why i got hiccups.


 Pep talk:
 Let me give you a little history. In 2nd century BC Aristotle created the geocentric model of the universe, so Earth was at the centre. At the time religious doctrine of the Ancient Greeks said that Earth was always at the centre and anyone who objected to this was worse than blasphemy ( i finally understand this word). Then Aristarchus in 3rd century BC created the heliocentric model - sun at the centre and all planets and moons orbited it but this model was rejected as earth wasnt at the centre. None of these models could account for retrograde motion but Ptolemy then created a model that could account for retrograde motion however Earth was still at the centre. It was kept for the next 1500 years. Now i'm guessing that he probably knew that Earth wasn't at the centre but kept it there because he knew of the consequences of going against religion and logic ( earth didnt feel like it was moving). They all died with the same models.

My point is- just because there are 'rules' that bind you, it doesnt mean you can't voice your opinion. What is the freaking point of having one then? Like Aristarchus- he was right in the end, everything does not revolve around Earth- it orbits the sun and im very proud of this little philosopher for dying with his same model. And Ptolemy-well he's just a bit of an idiot who tried to make everything better but no doubt was restricted to those stupid laws. If he had made the sun the centre ( like he probably knew), he would go down in history as the man who could both explain retrograde motion and have the correct structure of the universe.

So please have a spine, dont be afraid to voice your opinion for you might be right, just like Aristarchus was. My friends, dont picture yourself as the Earth. Picture yourself as a star, the sun, everything revolves around you. =)

xoxo ellejai

9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)

HOLIDAYS :D

are not as exciting as they sound :( its weird, back in year 5, 2 weeks sounded like FOREVER to be away from your friends and school but now its all - eh. more time to study :D (for stupid smart people who are studying as opposed to the rest of us, who are 'studying'

To You Nerds Out There:
'studying' is alot more funner than studying. . it also gets you saying words like 'funner' which foreshadows my eventual downfall in the upcoming English yearly. oh dear:/

HOW ARE YOUR HOLIDAYS ? this was a random thought provoking question, intented to engage the reader and thus retaining the audiences attention. but seriously, hope they're all guuuud and stuff . .:/

also - is anyone finding the 2000 yrly answers strange or am i being fail? (NO ,RACH AND CO. DONT COMMENT, IM NOT FAIL :( )
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blogpost from:
FRIDAY - the last day of school/ month nine / 2 years before the world ends
24 / 09 / 2010

cause we are gonna be
forever you and me
we're always flying high in the sky
oh - love

todayyy was all reminisc-y and stuff :( - yesterday tom pointed out that we have 400 school days left! THATS NOTHING GUYS! D: weeks flyiiiingggg byyy.

and FKJSDKLFJSDf - people FINALLY realised the significance of our last yellow-blouse-wearing day today! HA. NOW WHO'S LAUGHING. (BEATRICE) also, bought my senior blouse this week - it looks so old and mature on us - ew:/
congrats tristrice - wish you the best and i hope you guys are happy (:
ALSO something i wtf-ed at: there is such thing as a penguin whore O: 'female penguins mate with male penguins and collect 'stones' as a form of payment, namely for the formation of their nest. ' WHAAAT, holeymoley :/

quick congrats on dopey and his hilarious (as always) high resolves speech. if everyone spoke like dopes all the time, the world would be an awesome place to live in :D :D

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now, back to the presenttttt :)
To Girls Looking For Jean Shorts:
cotton on in parra(and probs anywhere) is having a 2 for $30 jean shorts sale :D one normal jean-y colour + one faded blue - THEY ARE REALLY COMFY and nice :D. its 2 for 30$ or one for 29.95 which is so stupid, so get the 2 for 1 sale. AND GO CRAZY :D there are SO MANY sales out there seriously. freaky. its like all the shops are begging us to spend more after birthday seasons. shops are assholes. -_- though i feel sorry for guys - i never see guy stores or sales on guy clothes. where do guys shop anyways :/

looking forward to many parties this holidays, and earning monies so i can be rich :D

. . and of course, expanding my intellectual horizons by completing a set of strenuous math past papers so that i can accomplish my ultimate aim of planetary ascendancy.

happy holidaying (:
x.

oooh PS: does anyone have an Ab Circle Pro? i REALLY WANT to try one :D they look ridiculously stupid and fun - and i only hear about them EVERY SINGLE HOLIDAY. so yeah (:
if you find this secret message - you are [cool

EDIT: if you find this secret message you are not cool, since someone's already found it before you hahaha lol :P

lets make it work

I am pleasantly surprised that Miss Webb has told us not to do drama logs for this term OMGSHYAYAYAYAYYAYAY! This means no collecting of random materials, reusing paper bags and my magazines can remain in tact without the little flippy remnants of cuttings. If you're wondering why magazines? Well i try get those high fashion over dramatic models and stick them into my log to look like theyre performing some dramatic piece. However, we have been assigned a 1000 word essay on everything this term, in size 12 Times New Roman, but im glad i finished it watching junior masterchef. On a side note its weird how teachers say 1000 WORD essay not 1000 WORDS. i mean it is plural. or am i just not listening enough..?

Im getting a bit annoyed with junior masterchef cos all the judges can say are nice things and you can never tell the difference between "OMGASH its beautiful!" or 'that's disgusting but i have to say its good cos its a cute little kid'.

Yesterday on 60 minutes ( yes i watch normal tv) there was this story on a camp for screwed up teens.  I really feel for this kids who dont know how to hug and when they sleep each night, someone turns off the lights for them. Maybe im just weird but i cant have someone turn off my lights- its far too controlling and its forcing you to go sleep. After that segment there was a story on Natasha Kampusch the girl who spent 8 years in a dungeon in Austria. Go to 60 mins video website if you want to see it. Its making me think that spending a day in a room in my mum's surgery with a ton of filing is nothing compared to what she went through- she didnt see the sun for 2 years.

I just read this medical booklet  and it said that your ideal weight is your Height ( cm) - 100.

Dude thats just freaking obesity.

omgsh i wish i could do this

end of term 3

What an awesome end of term. Got my armani perfume (yes for ladies) and took heaps of photos. Watched black adder in comm and had a good A-girls chat under the trees - i love you girls ! At lunch we had some fun dressing up as Gs and i pretended to be Sunshine with the pigtails and glasses- my gosh shes so cute and mini!

BOYS- may not want to read ahead:
Fashion report: Ahoy there ladies this season's looks are all about going nautical. While you may think thin blue stripes on plain white tees are the 'it' statement look out for ruffles at the shoulders and plunging V-lines. And whats any outfit without the accessories? French inspired silk ribbons through metal cuffs detailed with dangling anchors and red thongs compliment any outfit like nothing else could! Dresses this season are all about going mini and dont forget the cropped jacket, but keep it simple ladies- studs are so last winter. Spring is about the outdoors right? But it seems we've taken that extra dimension into the wildlife!And we're not talking khaki, rings of all flora and fauna shall be worn head to toe for that au naturel look. Avant garde? That's right we're seeing the return of the new sleeveless tee and seethrough shirt of all shades and hues. Ankle and almond boots are everywhere now so straddle up girls for one leather ridden season. And to those berets, captain here gives you and AYE AYE!

LOLOL i think everyone knows which clothes im talking about ahah.

Ok onto more serious stuff. Big Bang theory was the weirdest thing ever but i liked Howard's robot arm and how he got caught on it LMAO. Tbh i didnt quite like it but im hoping penny and leonard get back together and that the whole storyline isnt that stupid. Oh and did anyone have some ideas for waking up earlier? These days no matter what time i sleep i cant wake up any earlier than 7.30.
OK heres some 10A photos:

High Resolves

What Ever Major Loser

lolol whats with the paws?

FOOD PARTAY

will and mrs maitra for that period lol

believe it LJ

Today my dad told me about yit hei ( cantonese?) that thing about heaty foods. Ive never really believed in this asian stuff cos i thought it was just a bunch of crap, but this is an exception. I ate  a pack of twisties today and a few hours later i was getting all hot and burning up inside- it was like my head was going to explode. Woah it wasnt a good feeling. I compensated for all the heat by eating a lot of yogurt and soy milk which is the closest thing to cool foods in my house =p OMG I NEED ICECREAM ASKF!

Just wondering, does all that herbal, chinese medicine stuff ever work? Like i just never use chinese medicine or creams cos they smell and look weird and to me theres only belief, not science behind it.
Which brings me to another thing about belief: LOLOL who eats tomatoes whole? People, i know the taste is still the same but seriously its not an apple! Admit it annie,  Saj and I won this argument =D And i like my analogy : eating a tomato whole is like eating a fish whole YOU DONT DO IT. bahaha good argument for the sake of arguing =)

Just watched top model and the asian guy model is pretty cute but i feel sorry for him cos Lexie's foot had to be wrapped around his neck haha. And i hate the guys with shoulder length hair EWW he's like a lion. Glee was also awesome OMGSH MIKE CHANG D= and lolol i dont get why the new blonde guy is so good looking. Sure he's got the bieber hair cut but his face looks a bit screwed- to put it in a nice way.
argh world's strictest parents is annoying me and its sorta making me feel like i have the worlds strictest parents too =( honestly, theyre only strict in that they dont let them smoke, drink alcohol, swear profusely and have multiple body piercings. I'm sure my rents dont want me doing that either. Won't try to watch that show again. The only thing i learnt from the show is that: winners never quit and quitters never win.
have a great last day tomorrow everyone. til then
xoxo ellejai

200910

HELLOOOO

Firstly a HUMUNCULUS thankyou to everyone- you really made my 16th SCHVEEEET! I had a really fantastic day and thanks for all the hugs and presents. Ill never forget how awesome you guys always make me feel and I LOVE YOU ALL!!!! Felt like taking some photos outdoors today !

ooft that beastly thang

that is wrapping skills =D

WHO WAS THE COOKIE MONSTER LOL

thanks again everyone.loveyou xoxo

PIRANHAS CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP

I noticed that a few convos such as the one below have been happening lately:
Person A: OMG you've done so well in your exam!
Person B: No i havent, i failed that. YOU did well!
Person A: No..YOU did like waay better than me!
Person B: SIF you probs came like first. you did so much better!
Anyway you get the point- one person compliments the other and that other denies doing well and its like a cyclic system. I realised that i really have no patience whatsoever for these types of convos. Like people, seriously is it not possible to just say thankyou and just MOVE ON?!

Feeling quite shit cos mum bought me two pairs of really expensive earrings and i didn't quite like them and i think she could tell D= I feel really ungrateful. Garh i think im really moody atm. And i hate it when you do something to take your mind off your troubles but when you stop doing that something, you just begin to dwell on your troubles again. How shit is that..

On a brighter note: thankyou to everyone who came today LOLOL ; STEP UP 3D was awesome!
Asian chick: I love your accent
American dude: No, i love your accent
Asian Chick: But i dont have an accent...
omg loved the special effects esp when it came out of the screen and when Harry Shum JR arrived OMG-ADOISDNOIFNOSDIF!!! AND SHARNI VINSON was from home and away and shes the main character on STEP UP 3D OMG-ODSINFOISDNFIOSDPN!!

what a babe

and omg i love MOOSE. HE REMINDS ME OF A TURTLE-FRANKLIN  i have no idea why.
DONT READ ON IF YOU DONT WANT STUFF SPOILT- but theyre not really spoilers.
some parts were a bit corny and when the two were drinking slushies(?) and the fan they were standing on blew all the slushy up ( in a very neat and beautiful way) it was cool but it seemed like all the slushy was blowing onto my face. i felt like rachel in glee =S
the chalk, water and lights were highly FANTASTICAL.
omg piranhas was so scary OMG THE HAND. im gona watch it again with people-too scary for myself. i wonder what happens in the end. anyway i was so curious about it:

The Red-bellied piranha (Pygocentrus nattereri) is a species of piranha. This species lives in the Amazon River Basin, coastal rivers of north-eastern Brazil, and the basin of the Paraguay, Paraná and Essequibo Rivers. The red-bellied piranha has the reputation for being one of the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. They have a set of razor sharp teeth which are capable of stripping flesh from prey and dead animals. As their name suggests, they have a reddish tinge to the belly when fully grown, although juveniles are a silver colour with darker spots. They grow to a maximum length of 13 inches and a weight of 7.7lbs.
 
i dont think ill be eating fish for the next, say week. im now scared to take a shower.

eight 八

i have not blogged for a WEEK. which is not that long i guess:/
but so much happened this week!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY puneet, lea, johnny, monica, amy, victor-y, emily, kerry, yun, kenny, AND TOMORROW / DAY AFTER tom, lozzie, freya.

so many names - and just noticed if you do the math - they were all likely the result of parents + new years celebrations. oooooh (;
i am so mature :D

ANYWAYS loads of stuff happened this week - birthdays for one. lets be OCD and order the eventss:

1) two days ago Mrs d0Yl3 told us the HORRIBLY HEARTBREAKING NEWS that she was LEAVING US. since Mr w00dh0us3 wants her teaching U as their teacher is on long term leave - so we get stuck with a sub. AND IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE. i mean, logically one teacher leaves - give the sub their place! why move a teacher that has NOTHING TO DO WITH IT over, and stick us with the replacement - it disrupts TWO peoples schedules! i am honestly confused as to why he's doing this! D:and it didnt help mrs d0yl3 gave us the most heartwrenching speech ever - about how we were one of her favoouritest class, and about how she wanted to see us grow - its just i can honestly say mrs d0yl3 was the ONLY teacher who believed in US, us ''lowly S people' and we came so far! 2/3 of our class BEAT our positions.heck, our smartest person ranked up there with J people! and i know our achievements are our own, and our teacher is not the reason we did so well - we are. but the encouragement, the practise, the motivating speeches, the hours tirelessly printing off sheets, physically writing up answers to every paper we got - all that EFFORT . it was insane how much she believed in us. seriously. oh &shiteee, we need to get her a group present.

2) there is a chip for kerry and lozzie! COME TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. woo - advertising
3) stupid people on wednesday exploiting my SLIGHT AND IMMENSLY SMALL ocd issues. D: :(
4) newbies were all awesome! they were all so nice - a bit shy, but really good in general(:. i really enjoyed showing them round. AND, missed out on a double english with Count Olaf - DOUBLE SCORE :D
5) just randomly remembered - jeff- in assembly you raged at leen for tapping your shoulder and feigning ignorance? LMAO it was me. that was hilarious. sorry. couldnt resist x) oh and also guys have such 'big' shoulders they cant sit side-by-side in assembly anymore? yiptristan and will were fully complaining about how their large ',manly' shoulders kept getting in the way . LMAO at yip :
Y:' once i sat in between max and tree - @#@%$@$'
V: LOL
and also lol at yip on friday - with green jumper girl. you whisper so louddd, noob :P
6) nikita is gooood, OH MY GOSH gossip girl! 90210 - peopel got prettier byt the minute i swear( expected though). i am now addicted to bones. and shazz, i can just hear you saying ' I TOLD YOU SO' in that voice that makes me sound like the stupidest person ever for not listening to you. YES- FINE- ITS GOOD.
7) moving house is pretty cool. but so much stuff to do - ergh :/ least im closer to castle towers though - used to go there 24/7. like, eons ago .
8) i just wanted 8 things on my list, because 8 is lucky chinese number, and that is the kind of patriotic chinese person that i am(: good luck for meee, suckersss :D. OH also - spent ag period trying to find a four-leaf clover. found none, then, dopey finds TWO. TWO - i mean WHAT THE HECK, WHAT KIND OF FAIR-NESS IS THAT D: but he gave me them both so woooo, i now have 2 four leaf clovers! and 2 x 4 = 8 - OH the world is a magical place :O :D

i am so normal .

ad's that i hate: bankwest ad. with the stupid singing sunflower who sings like a stupid singing sunflower. honestly , if their sales go down i will not be surprised. AT ALL.
ad's that i love: THAT AD WITH THE DUDE!
wow i was so specific:/
no umm, . . OOH its the ad with the guy? and he's driving down the street and the music's on full blast and its all : DONT PUSH ME CAUSE IM CLOSE TO THE - EDGEEEE ; IM TRYIN NOT TO LOSE MY HEAD - A HA HA HA HA''
LMAO LOVE IT. SO COOL.
and his wife is just ' wtf' HAHAHAHA BEAUTIFUL .
alright, i am going now.
bye everyone(: you are all unique and special .(:
x.

the right angled triangle

I realised that ive been procrastinating a lot lately and i just thought of a good line:
"Avoiding the problem isn't avoiding the problem, its just taking a detour."

Its like if A was the problem and you're at B. Doing the problem would be taking c, but avoiding the problem is a+ b. Oh the wonders of maths =0

Just watched half of Bride wars gawsh i love that movie.
Liv realises that all the lolly hampers Daniel's bought her has made her fat so she can't fit into her wedding dress:
Liv (Kate Hudson): Honey you shouldnt ve bought me those sweet hampers!   
Daniel ( Liv's fiancee): What hampers?
Liv: Oh you know, the ones from International Butter House
Daniel: ...You've been eating sticks of butter from every single country around the world?!!!!! ( how male)
Liv: no..(gasp) Emma! SHE"S TRYING TO MAKE ME FAT SO I CANT FIT INTO MY WEDDING DRESS.'
LOLOLOL
Emma just came back from her spray tan that went wrong- she turned out blood orange.
Emma: Does it look that bad i mean my fiancee said it didnt?
Teacher: Oh honey well he's your fiancee he probably said your hair looked good too.
LOLOLOL
another thing that made me LOLOLOL. mychonny on justin bieber is so funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1w_lmwLMuY

ok girly moment over. omgsh after watching new GG, i so want to be pushed into a fountain ! +D

Things that annoy me about tv :

-how awkward silences in tv are always interrupted with phones ringing. I mean, what are the chances that a 'will you go out with me?' for example, is immediately followed by the phone?
-they make love appear so wonderful and easy. i really dont think it is.
-how they portray the whole society as 'average' and 'so next door' but really its just a microcosmic society filled with incredibly hot people =D
-how characters just get up and start singing and dancing in sync at the randomest moments eg high school musical. but i guess it is a musical.
-how american houses are so pretty- theres a driveway, proper front lawn, a window to sneak out and go to the cute guy''s place next door ......and a treehouse =(
-how the balance of hotness in girls and guys is vastly out of proportion. either the girl is too pretty or the guy is so fully tabouli blinded by the girl's annoying-ness.
-that all the above make tv so damn freaking good

 oh man i think i watch too much tv =S. Anyway feel free to comment on anything that makes you jealous of tv life! today in english it was pretty relaxing but when Count Olaf came in i started to wonder if it was possible to think about nothing. It's pretty hard i have to say but somehow i dont think its possible =0

i have a fettish with jimny cricket. He's so cute i want to give him a HUGE CUDDLE +D

and i love how his head is like a grape. ok ima watch pinnochio again WHAHOOOO

wooops this post is by ellejai, not vaish XD

thankyou inner me

I get very frustrated when people use complicated words to explain things that may be said in a simple everyday word. i know its my own fault for not knowing enough words but sometimes there are things people say and i think you couldve just said (much simpler word). maybe im not educated enough. maybe i should read more- it would get me a lot further in terms of knowing what happens in harry potter movies x)
hmm which gets me thinking about how such small decisions can impact immensely in future. i mean sometimes they werent even decisions, they were 'accidents'.
for example, my selective schools preference was Hornsby, NSG, Fort Street. But then i didnt quite like Fort Street ( dont ask why) and decided to put JR for the fun of it. And i got in. At first my mother said not to go and 80% of me said not to as well, but then that 20% of me told myself i'd be missing a huge opportunity. If you're wondering why i hesitated to accept JR it was because:

1) I wasn't very smart in yr 6 - i didnt quite make OC either =D. You know the whole fear of being 'in the bottom thing' when you're younger.
2) I had moved to MLC in yr 5 and had friends there. Also there was the 'its more well rounded' thing
3) Id be moving from private to public which felt really weird.

But a spark in me said:
LJ you need to accept change- JR is so much closer to home and do you want to be smarter or not? Honestly looking back- i think a smart kid is always gonna be a smart kid no matter where you put them cos its up to the individual but ruse has pressured me to study more + stop being lazy like i was back then. So in retrospect i am really glad for that moment i decided to put ruse and sometimes you just gotta be happy for those less serious moments cos they can really change your life

and on another note: ive always wanted one of those rainbow hats with a propeller on top =D
and today i discovered 2 beautiful things: inspector gadget ( i loved him) and douglas booth ( thanks annie!)

i love his hat!

inspector gadget

oh you are soooo chisled =0

okay the thunder is literally shaking my house and im hiding under the table so ima log off now.
xoxo

team lozzie

okay so i went formal shopping with cousin yesterday in chatswood and i spent about 4 hours looking around- found two dresses that could work but there a bit expensive so ill wait for them to come down. must say a huge happy birthday to buff, alex, monica, johnny and lisa ( coming up) =) this week has got to be the best week everr with ag over, the awesomest comm carnival, having dunkerly for comm - he's so hilarious AND this weekend we have no homework =D another good thing is at the end of the post.

a few downfalls however: buying a COLD pizza single- so the lady had just put it under the heater thing and you naturally think, oh it just cooked, fresh from the oven but NO it turns out so freaking cold. and the biggest scam ever i swear NSW departments ought to know this. ok i was in myer looking for mum's present and it said '$100 and over, 25% off' and you naturally think $99.95 is $100 and i ask them 'can i just pay you the 5c' and they go no. but then i realise their logic. i searched around more to find one that was perhaps $100.05 but the next cheapest price was $129.95 so basically theres nothing less than $100.

so then today i bought 6 cupcakes on pitt cupcakes for $14 and i asked for a bag and they go its 50cents. srsly its so annoying cos you have to carry the box. and you know how they charge 10c for a bag in target? well my dad wondered why i wasnt taking one when i walked out and i couldnt shout 'it costs freaking 10c!' in front of everyone so he just took one and walked off =D ooh and i went to david jones and tried a perfume its so intoxicating and now ppl tell me it was a guys perfume. lmao i guess its supposed to be x)

curious moment: my mind started drifting on how big the universe really is. you know earth is part of the solar system, which is part of the galaxy- the milky way. but the milky way is - see the picture, just a small speck of shimmering light. and what is beyond that? they all say the universe is expanding but doesnt that mean theres gotta be something else out there that our universe is contained in? and ultimately, doesnt it mean that 'space' is infinite?

back to reality: today i was so happy cos bahaven in yr 11 told me he'd sell me his 2010 genes for genes day badge, so jeff, i have yet another badge. ooft for team lozzie =D

eight

IT IS WEEK EIGHT. and im noticing what week and day it is all the time now, its strange. but we only have 2 weeks of winter uniform left! i LOVE winter uniform - blazer and all. another sign of growing up unfortunately. =(

talking abotu growing up HAPPY (LATE) BIRTHDAY LEA. i hope all your wishes come true and that you have an amazing time being sixteen. and WOW i sound so sincere =D arent you proud of me ?:D lmao

com carnival was a hit - we sold out of everything halfway through recess! only $100 profit, which is good compared to some people, and crap compared to others - so im happy with it. woo, we're average (:

went to de-battle today - WHICH WAS ACTUALLY ALRIGHT. people showed up and we split into 2 groups of four? and argued whether minors should be tried/ punished like adults for criminal acts. and I DISAGREE. minors are more manipulatiable, and can be influenced! if a kid kills and if an adult kills, an adult is aware of the repercussions! a child who has yet ot learn abotu the world has an excuse! (not valid but somehting that redeems their case a bit) also - even if the kid DOES know their actions are wrong, they can be influenced, taught how to improve. and lastly - what are the chances youll have a CHILD killing machine that is exempt from ignorance !? YES THEY SHOULD BE TRIED AS KIDS. and lol at lozzie's donut analogy, the following swiss cheese analogy. and LMAO AT WILL:

' i would like to rebut the oppositions poi - oh wait they didnt have a point.' BURNN, lol.

got peer teaching over - SORRY FOR YELLING AT PEOPLE A LOT :/ i felt really mean but i could feel Mck3nzi3's look on me always - creepy D: and $%#$%, to b-ball guys who cant wait for a freaking whistle. honestly TT

welcome back earth science people (:

foraml dress shopping is getting harder and harder - do guys go formal dress shopping?
happy weekends
x.

daddy's girl

well fathers day was yesterday and i didnt do anything cos i was busy cramming ag but someone please justify this excuse: what the hell are you supposed to make a father who is lactose intolerant? i mean toast isn't anything special and neither is a bowl of fruit. note: this is when you havent bought anything.  and you can see how hard it is for birthdays. just wanna say im sorry for not doing anything then talking about what to get mum for her bday..and sorry for always calling you dumb. XD


but there are times when you are useful. for example, i remember in swot shop in like year 2, we a project where we had to create an object that would spin/move for the longest period of time and you came up with this FANTASTICAL idea of binding the rubber bands around a golf ball, then attaching more rubberbands to those rubber bands to act like a string. you twist it so much, then let go and it keeps spinning like a freaking disco ball for ages. you're so smart. and i came first in that so i got a ribbon =D

watching its academic and i swear the people in the prize ads are from north rocks- the uniform looks exactly the same and the kids are all asian. oh and you know how i got all those cuts on my fingers? well i figured out it was because i was using dettol in excessive amounts ( i got it after all that health study). Also don't use it WHEN you have cuts cos it stings like crazy! 

hey can someone tell me if theres a 'chinese' attachment to the number 9? like whenever my fish die and i have like 4 left, my dad always goes to get new ones to 'top it up' so theres always 9 fish. as far as i know, all numbers are good except for 4.and yeah, i got new fish again after he put twice the amount of water conditioner in.

l' aura

i cut my finger somehow =( its weird how i randomly find my fingers hurting and i realised i cut them...no idea how.  well today alder chucked another rage at us when we got our maths tests back and this time it was an actual rage- all the other 'rages' are now considered comments. and i fulli tabouli cracked up when he said ' YOU'RE THROWING AWAY MARKS LIKE CONFETTI!" and tomorrow we're gonna miss double math cos of high resolves =D how fantastic.


sped braining:  in history today, nancy was playing a game and she announced it to the whole class and mrs k took her laptop and shut it in her face. she never learns.omg i hate it when you meet a new person and you try asking them a question but they keep talking so you never get the chance to say something. ARHH! also i get really annoyed when you liquid paper something then you realise it was right and you end up writing the same thing over again. do you like someone because you've liked them for so long and  you dont want to let go? it is hard. OMG i realised yesterday night that COWS LACTATE FOR A REASON. It's because they have calves and thats why farmers maximise production by getting each cow to produce at least a calf per year because they lactate for 10-11 months after that! i've lived my life thinking they just naturally lactate. which brings me to another thing nancy got me thinking about in history - does every female animal have a period? o.o

the nailpolish experiment:
decided to conduct a few trials with nailpolish. My left hand has a base coat with maybelline and Gloss nailpolish on several of my 5 fingers. My right hand has NO base coat with maybelline and Gloss nailpolish. i decided to put a top coat on all of them- it is my CONTROLLED variable.
i will see which lasts longest and im measuring for chipping, shine and basically which lasts the longest. will tell results when im done.

i also realise andrew from neighbours is reallay good-looking. he's got what i like to call l'aura.