who can? dun can! --macbeth

now heres something i simply do not get: 
why do people choose to write in such formal complicated language in letters and stuff when 
a) its SO hard to write and 
b) no one understands it


i was so very stoned today and i thought about the things i havent done in life that i must do:

-gone to karoke 

-played a computer game OTHER than freecell, hearts etc although I still don’t know how to play either of them..

-ridden a rollercoaster

-eaten a magnum, pigeon and other weird animals asians eat

-been to china   

-known how to play mafia 

=( i think im deprived.   :( 

i then thought about why im really weird

-when i have tests and just need good luck i wear purple underwear

-i have no idea how to make hot water using the tap. do you turn on the hot or cold first? cos every time i try, it gets hotter and hotter and almost till its like burning hot. i know how to use the showers but not taps so each winter morning my lips go fully red cos of the temp shock

-i think normal milk tastes disgusting. so i always drink soy. 

-the yellow part of the egg and fishballs are just yuck. and the yuckiest of all PRAWNS

-i cant survive one lesson without twirling my pen

-i cant walk barefoot on soil with wet feet

On another note,  this year for my bday apparentli im taking my friends to Quay for the 3 course meal which costs $150 each. 

which means ill be spending some thousand which means ill be getting my dog and a robot =D it includes all costs and installation for fencing, kennel and all related equipment. i also want a car so save up for the aston martin :) 

omgah in phys today we played a game where we hold a bottle and try to swing it so it does a 180 in the air then lands on the table standing up. at first we all tried and the bottle went all over the place and then when we stopped, johnny tried using his skills and it LANDED! then i got some inspiration and did the same thing only this time, my pencil was on the desk and the bottle landed half on desk, half on pencil =D if you think about it, its not that hard but it took us ages to figure out. 

what a scary resemblance