LOL

memorable convos:

At work experience i visited this reception lady in another law firm:
LJ: HI im Laura-Jane.
Lady: Hi what school do you go to?
LJ: ruse
Lady: Oh..umm. ok..so do you plan on finishing school?
LJ: OSIDNFOINSDFOI (sorry this just really makes me angry)

At bondi myer- shoe shopping
LJ: Hi can you...
Man: ( being bossy) i'm not finished
LJ: ..okay.
when he's finished
LJ: Excuse me can i get a ..
man fully bars me and walks on
LJ: HEY MUM ARE THERE ANY SERVICE PEOPLE AROUND HERE?!
man turns around
Man: Here ill get it for you..
Mum: He's so rude
LJ:(in front of everyone) THATS WHY HE WORKS IN MYER

LJ: hey mum where should i have my wedding?
Mum: chokes on coffee

LJ: Hey dude, you should really cut the grass, even my thighs feel itchy..
Dude: What's the point, its just gonna grow again

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Ok now theres one thing i find really useless..and my mum bought it
PRINTED DOGS ON TOILET PAPER
Can i question the point of cute little dogs and paw prints on toilet paper? TO ENCOURAGE KIDS TO WIPE THEIR OWN BUTTS? Seriously, its just ruining artwork. Toilet paper should be kept plain because face it, your not gonna stare at the doggies for ages and they're literally going down the drain.

LOL i remember in yr 7 i had this fettish with roulette and i based my clock on it. Man i miss grit paper and how it made everything smooooth. When we made the box i cbb spelling LAURA cos A's were too hard so i wrote the simple LOL on it.

oh i hate it when you hav a million windows open and random music starts playing and you dont know which window it is...