DRAMATIC IRONY

A number of things have happened recently and I'd like everyone to have a safe holiday. So if you're coming home late at night, walking along a dark street or have that inkling that a creepy man is following you, hopefully the following will help you!

1) With cars, always notice- brand, make, colour and most importantly, REGISTRATION. Memorise the plate number- its only 6 characters :D
2) If you're on a busy street and a car pulls up, dont worry- there'll be other cars around. If its night time and its secluded, don't be afraid to run across the road at any time (only if its REALLY secluded!). The dodgy car cant do that! Just don't wait for that red man to turn green. It might be an idea to practise sprinting LOL
3) Walk into a shop if you think someone's following you and stay there to call someone/until you think they've disappeared.
4) Girls, you know where to aim if a man grabs hold of you. :D
5) PICK UP KUNG FU +D

I am going Gold Coast these holidays- go theme parks, beaching and shopping! Any suggestions for theme parks? So far, I havent really done much but I'd like to do different things this summer-ill try get away from the usual movie + shopping. The beach, karoke, gym, painting and scrapbooking sound like a much cheaper and more memorable option. Does anyone realise how good the word summer is? Its so beautiful...so anyway, I am going to re-create my room and make it more summery! Start of by fixing that frangipani clock thats been broken for months, then getting rid of the usb sticks and paper clips from my seashell bowl, painting a beach setting on canvas and hanging it,  pinning photos of year 10 onto my sand-coloured thatched pinboard, refilling my thong sticky-note holder and buying a surfboard pencil tray. I'll find many of these things in Gold Coast :)
also, bunnings warehouse sells hammocks for 20 bucks. Must buy. I'll take a pic of these things as I do them.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT
1) How its not the food that makes you full, but the water.
2) How we like taking showers in the morning, when its basically impossible to get dirty when we sleep.
3) How some badass people like to have car registrations that say words. I mean, if you're gonna steal a child, at least have a plate with characters that ISN'T memorable.
4) If the girlfriend sees her boyfriend talking with another girl, she blames the girl, not her boyfriend.
5) How we wouldn't give money to a homeless/ destitute looking person, but we'd happily throw a coin to the well groomed, innocent being.

happy holidays everyone :)