You don't hit the hammer on the nail like that

Today I randomly sauntered over to my mum's sink at work and found the most funky bar of soap ever. If you're wondering IT'S A KIWI!!!! ASLKFDSNOIDNOF!!! And it sure does smell like kiwi! How funkadeli is that? I'll post a pic of it later :D

Oh and another thing from the UNSW day last saturday. This guy was demonstrating the effect of liquid nitrogen which has the power to freeze your hand in seconds it will fall off -sorry I know that was graphic. Anywhoo you get the effect. So this guy says 'If I take a banana and freeze it, do you think it'd be strong enough to hit a nail through this board?' Wait. You said banana. B.A.N.A.N.A. So he takes out this massive banana, perfectly ripe, yellow as mellow and dunks it relentlessly into the -200 degree celsius liquid nitrogen. Could the banana's death be less barbaric? These babies are quote "22 dollars a kilo" and so are "the best bananas". YOU COULDN'T GET A CHEAPER BANANA? AND OVERRIPE ONE WHICH IS ALREADY EFFECTIVELY BEYOND EDIBLE? OR EVEN JUST TAKEN ANOTHER PIECE OF FRUIT LESS KINGLY THAN THE ALMIGHTY BANANA? TAKE A LEMON! An overripe soft squishy lemon which is also yellow (if that's what you wanted) which is also squishy which would also therefore prove the strength of LIQUID NITROGEN! You know what you just reminded me of? You reminded me of those rich people who for example take all the water available in a country just so that you could wash your house when there's a billion thirsty men and hundreds of kids dying each day because they have no water. And BTW THERES THIS THING, IT'S CALLED RAIN. Okay, an unlikely example but, there, you get my point.

Then the guy proceeds to use the banana as a hammer ( WHICH IS REALLY DOWNGRADING) -this is callled bananabuse- before it SMASHES INTO HALF. So yes it did hammer the nail BUT THE RESULT WAS AN INEDIBLE BANANA SPLIT! THAT'S SIMPLY BANANAS!